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buyer & cellar

by Jonathan Tolins

october 13-november 1, 2015

REGIONAL PREMIERE COMEDY. What’s a renowned diva to do with decades of memories? And where to put the acres of memorabilia bursting the seams of her lavish Malibu estate? If you’re Barbra Streisand, you enshrine them in a mini-mall in your basement where you can pretend to go shopping! Out-of-work actor Alex More can’t pass up an offer to play shopkeeper for one tough customer who doesn’t let anyone rain on her parade. Soon it begins to take a toll on his patience, his love life, and his view of people (who need people).

APROXIMATE RUNNING TIME
1 hrs, 30 minutes, with no intermission

Content Advisory:
This production contains adult language may not be suitable for all audiences.
 

CAST:

Alex More: Nick Cearley*

ARTISTS:

Author: Jonathan Tolins
Director: D. Lynn Meyers*
Set & Lighting Designer: Brian c. Mehring
Costume Designer: Reba Senske
Sound Designer: Matt Callahan
Property Master & Design Assistant: Shannon Rae Lutz
Production Stage Manager: Brandon T. Holmes*
Assistant Stage Manager: Elizabeth Freyman*
Master Electrician: Matthew Hollstegge

*Cast/production member belongs to Actors' Equity Association, the union of professional actors and stage managers. This theatre operates under an agreement between Actors' Equity Association, Professional Actors, and Stage Managers in the United States. Understudies never substitute for listed players unless a specific announcement is made at the time of the performance.

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feature playback buyercellarJoin ETC for our PLAY/Back Series* for Buyer and Cellar after evening performances on October 20th and 29th. No purchase is necessary for admission to post-show talk-backs (tickets must be purchased, however, to see the show).

The PLAY/Back series includes discussions with the cast and creative team of Buyer and Cellar.
 



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Reviews:

"It’s smart, witty, very funny...and unexpectedly insightful. It's actually quite brilliant,"
  Sappy Critic blog

"Enthralling and hilarious,Entertaining Views blog

Top Critics' Pick:
New York Times, NPR, Huffington Post, Entertainment Weekly

"Cearley shows exquisite instincts and timing as he lands joke after joke in Tolins’ fable." —Sacramento Bee

"Cearley delivers non-stop laughter. I can't remember laughing so hard in a long time. This is a not-to-be-missed production if you like funny, if you like Streisand, and if you like to see a talented actor at the top of his game." —Bev Sykes, The Davis Enterprise

"...energetic actor Nick Cearley is something to watch – shifting back and forth between five characters, including Streisand. Cearley does it all with charm." —Jeff Hudson, Capital Public Radio



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